I don´t drink tea or white Chablis
I sit around and watch TV
Don´t send flowers or take showers
But I´ll be there to pull your weeds

Oh, yeah

I don´read books
I don´t freanch cook or stroll around galleries
I hate Opera, I hate Operah
Don´t fill my head with poetry

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can´t you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain´t gonna change
Hey, hey don´t you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am so please understand
I´m not your fantasy man

I don´t do dishes and I supicious of any grown up man that does
I´m homophonic, don´t do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can´t you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain´t gonna change
Hey, hey don´t you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am so please understand
I´m not your fantasy man

Hey, hey I ain´t gonna change
Hey, hey don´t you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am so please understand
I´m not your fantasy man

Say, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can´t you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain´t gonna change
Hey, hey don´t you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am so please understand
I´m not your fantasy man

Hey, hey I ain´t gonna change
Hey, hey don´t you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am so please understand
I´m not your fantasy man