Do a show
Save a child
Raise a million bucks
That´ll last awhile
Fight at parties
Buy a horse
Lose a couple
Win that big divorce

I wanna be in the headlines
Anything to be in the headlines

Saw my chance
Made my break
Took the biggest float
In the rose parade
Got jailed
No disgrace
A hundered million people
Saw my face

Call a conference
With the press
Announce my marriage plans
In a wedding dress
Climb a building
At six-below
On New Year´s Eve
Without a stich of clothes

As long as they spell my name right
I hope they catch my best side

I popped out
From a cake
At the President´s ball
What a big mistake
Fifty guns
Aimed at me
I was nearly killed
But what publicity
Nom-i-na-ted
Something big
Stolen the hottest scene
Says the Globe and Trib
Porno movie
Comes to light
But I was starving then
So that´s all right

As long as they spell my name right
Hope they can catch my best side
(Feel free to walk on me tonight)
Just don´t spit on me