I bought a Porche
And I´m leavin´ Grand Rapids
Quit my job, quit my school
Quit this place
My mother cried
My father was bribed
I got no time
I wanna say goodbye to my babies
I like girls

I done dub Sheila on Thursday
I dug Melissa today
I kissed some tears off of Donna
After she called up Shawna
Amanda and Sandra and Kay
I like girls, I love ´em to death

Hej Valentino! You goin´ somewhere?
You wouldn´t sneak out on me, would you?
What´s that, a blond hair?

He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn

I see myself a suave sophisticated lover
I need a rich hot old Hollywood dame
You see, my ultimate goal
Will by my life bein´ told
In a Penthouse letter than I can frame
And keep it all my life
Girls, I love ´em. oh yeah

New luggage?
Did you say you were going somewhere?
Oh, just out for some fresh air
Does she have a nice tan?

He was swallowed alive by the freeway
Turned into an ant on parade
He bravely drove off that beast
Aimed his car back to the east
While you´re snaggin´ home I´m a feast
For the girls
I like girls, I really like ´em

Well, well, well
Look who´s back
Run out of gas?

Snady, I was just gonna call you
Look -

I left Donna and Shawna
And Katy and Carrie
Melissa and Deana
I just didn´t have any use for ´em
I just want you
Really, no really, honest

Oink off