You know that I´m the coolest
That´s ever come around
You´ll notice things get hotter
Whenever I´m in town
I mean I gotta be the coolest
Who else could it be
Everybody knows who´s really cool
Me

Let´s face it I´m the greatest
I´m Mr. Number One
My hometown built a statue
To their favorite son
I mean I gotta be the greatest
I´m just a ball of fun
I mean I´m definitely the greatest
I´m also the coolest

You can´t leave a package like you
Sitting on no shelf
Let me tell you I´m so cool sonny
I´m gonna save a little for myself
Baby, come over here a minute
Who is the coolest
I mean how do I look
Yea

You can´t leave a package like you
Sitting on no shelf
Let me tell you, I´m so cool, sonny
I´m gonna save a little for myself

You know the day I was born
There were these four dudes up on a hill
They said they saw this star
Hanging out over town
And the whole world seemed to stand still
It made the Sunday papers
I guess it proves for sure
I am the coolest
I am the greatest
I am the baddest
I am the smoothest
I´m just the best
Sand dancer come on
Ah yea
Right