Billie I wonder why are we insane
Will we ever get better
Will we stay the same
Billie, I'm worried

Millie, don't worry
No one knows our pain
Bein' in love is crazy
Not alone that way
Oh I know you're worried today

God made love crazy
So we wouldn't feel alone
He was thinkin' of us
He was thinkin' of us
God made love crazy
So we wouldn't feel so alone

Billie, my mind seems to wander
To events of a night long ago
Drivin' along
With our guilt concealed
In the trunk of your '68 Olds

Millie, our world's an aslum
And our minds like you say
Ain't that straight
But you know and I know
Our passion's not deformed
It's true I say
We love a lifetime

God made love crazy
So we wouldn't feel alone
He was thinkin' of us
He was thinkin' of us
God made love crazy
So we wouldn't feel so alone

Billie, I dream of our children
They're frightening
And grusome and sad
And I don't want them
Growing inside me
They're no prize
For the love that we had

Oh Millie, oh Billie
Criminally insane
Oh Billie, oh Millie

Oh Billie, it's fresh in my memory
The night that it had to be done
You with your pick ax and scissors
And you with your shoveld and gun

And I liked your late husband Donald
But such torture his memory brings
All sliced up
And sealed tight in baggies
Guess love makes you do funny things

Oh Billie, oh Millie
Criminally insane
Oh Millie, oh Billie

Billie!
God made love crazy
So we wouldn't feel alone
He was thinkin' of us
He was thinkin' of us
God made love crazy
So we wouldn't feel so alone