I´m nuclear infected
I really don´t mind
I just go out when the sun goes down
And have a real good time

I can clear out any ballgame
In a minute and a half
I just show up - glow up
And have a real good laugh

When I´m happy I glow yellow
When I´m sad I glow blue
And I glow red hot when I´m in bed with you

I´m nuclear infected
Really ain´t that bad
In fact it´s about the best time
I guess I ever had

I´m nuclear infected
I´m looking for a mate
So I slip on something lead, babe
And go out on a date

Nuclear infected... don´t make me angry
Nuclear infected... don´t make me shake
Nuclear infected... don´t get me to sneeze
Nuclear infected... that´s big mistake

I want to live on Three Mile Island
Where things are clean and neat
´Cause we don´t have no health freaks
Clutterin´ up our streets
I´m nuclear infamished
I need something to eat
A China syndrome salad
With plutonium & cheese